Tonight's Show

Okay, let me remind everyone how this thing is going to work tonight...

Ryan will torture the Top 25 and tell us who top five male vote getters and the top five female vote getters are and reward them with their spot on the coveted urinal stools (or a couch if they're really lucky). Then the judges will select from the remaining contestants the ones they want to hear sing again. After their performances, each of the judges will pick a Wild Card to make up the Top 13.

Unfortunately for them--and us--the whole process will take two hours...

We'll get through this together...