And the First Person in the Bottom Three Is...

9:12 We’re back…Ford music video…”Kung Fu Fighting”…They’re all doing it except Casey, who they’re all trying to attack…What the?!...Ryan points out that Big Mike is wearing a purple hair attachment…Ryan asks about Crystal playing the piano…She admits she was nervous about it…Ryan asks Andrew about what the judges said about his personality…He says he thinks he’s pretty cool…Ryan points out Mama Garcia…She tells him to just be himself because “Mama raised him right”...Video of “Clash of the Titans” stars wishing them luck. That was seriously lame…

9:16 Lights down…Lee DeWyze stands…Safe…Casey…safe…Aaron…Ryan asks Simon how Aaron can sing about being in love when he’s never been in love…Simon tells him it’s not “The Oprah Winfrey Show”…Lame banter ensues…Aaron is safe…Siobhan and Katie stand together…I think it’s Siobhan…She tells Ryan she’s not defeated…Katie…In the bottom three…Bummer. I was sure she’d be ok…Siobhan is in tears…You can hear Simon and Kara bickering. Simon is saying she’s in the bottom three because she did R&B and that it’s proof Kara is wrong…Ryan walks over to Simon and tells him he is not supposed to gloat when someone ends up in the bottom three. Awkward banter ensues…Simon says he understands that the theme was R&B, but he’s frustrated she’s not taking his advice. The director is confused and keeps showing a crying Siobhan when Simon is talking to Katie…Break…

And if it seems like I’m missing a lot tonight, that’s because I am. I’m completely obsessed with the fact that Clay is going on tour!!!