Ruben Delivers AWESOME News!!!

Here we go, kids…

9:00 Cheesy intro cut with scenes from “Clash of the Titans”…They just compared gods and mortals to Idols and judges. Holy crap!...And now Simon is the evil god? Make it stop!...We cut the THIS for that? Oh this is going to be bad…

9:02 Ryan gets the dramatic intro…Ryan says the votes are in, but he doesn’t say how many. Hmm…Ryan reminds us of the save and says the judges may have “a tough time”…Judges intro…

9:03 Ryan intros Ruben Studdard to sing “Don’t Make Them Like You No More.” Does that mean no group number? Please, please! Maybe my Idol Slezak (who I’m talking to tomorrow by the way) convinced them not to with his plea in this week’s “Entertainment Weekly”…I think it’s great that Ruben lost so much weight, but he doesn’t even look like himself anymore…

9:07 Ryan talks to Ruben. It’s been seven years. He asks about losing the weight and brings over Big Mike for a comparison. Wow! Ruben and Clay are going on tour!!! HOLY CRAP!!! July-September!!! Oh I am so there…Love how Ryan said the Claymates would love it and Ruben said, “And the Ruben Studdard fans too.” Yeah. Nice try Ruben. Your fans are not Claymates…Break…