Top 5 Results Show: The Dreaded Group Number

8:00 Dramatic recap video…“They had one night…and two chances…to win your vote…”…Scotty said backstage after Steven told him he danced with the devil, “I love Jesus”…“Your choice was tougher than ever”…Opening credits…

8:01 Judges intro…JLo is very understated tonight…Ryan intro…Ryan’s trying a hair swoop tonight…60 million votes. The highest of the season…Ryan plugs Steven’s book…Ryan reminds us JLo is going to perform “On the Floor” tonight, plus we’ll get a sneak peek of her new video…Ryan pretend plugs Randy’s bake sale this weekend…Tour plug. Tickets on sale next Friday…Top 5 doing “Happy Together”…Jacob didn’t get anywhere close to the notes…Haley and Lauren sound great, but the guys are struggling—especially Jacob…This is pretty lame…Lauren is making a little bit of a face like she’s not sure where to go next…Haley’s having a good time. Maybe she read all the blogs praising her this morning…Man, they’re letting this go on way too long…Wouldn’t it be great if FOX found a good sitcom that could cut the results show to a half-hour? I’m hoping that’ll happen next year…After the break…