And I Thought David Was Cheesy...

Kristy Lee Cook, “God Bless the U.S.A”: 10
Okay, let me apologize to David for calling his performance cheesy. The Idol stage has never seen anything as cheesy as that. Now, before you call me unpatriotic, let me say that I love that song, but I felt like I was at some kind of beauty pageant. And she didn’t even sing it that well! However, I do agree with Simon that it was a clever choice because she was clearly pandering to emotion. I’ve got a bad feeling that song just kept her in this thing.

And you can bet you’ll hear her do that one on the tour…

In case you’re wondering how I got that low of a score, I gave her a zero in song choice, a three in vocal ability, a three in stage presence and a four in personality (which was highly generous). Yes, I am indeed over her…