Who Won Last Night's Ratings Battle?

So who won last night’s battle of “Idol” vs. “Dancing With the Stars”?

No contest. “Idol” crushed “Dancing” 26.8 million to 15.17 million.

By the way, during “Dancing” dress rehearsals, Ryan Seacrest came in and read Tom Bergeron’s lines from the teleprompter. Later Bergeron told “TV Guide” that he wished they could do that on the show with him faking laryngitis…

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