Can the "Idol" Judges Save Britney's Career?

Just one day after Simon Cowell said Britney Spears’ career was basically over, Simon—and Paula and Randy—have offered to help her get back on track.

Simon told FOX News, “We’ve decided we can bring Britney back. We are serious. We plan to buy her some underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in, and get her away from her stupid friends.”

Simon added that the constant talk about her and the higher MTV ratings prove that “she can turn it around.”

Randy Jackson said, “We’d love to take care of you, Spears! We will make you a superstar again!”

Made over by the stars of the number one show in America? Britney could do far worse…and has…